My cat bites. Pre coffee - I bite. I have no attention span and the nature of my work demands long periods of intense concentration. I know you will likely bring me gifts....and be awesome and nice and probably buy something. But it is embarrassing to be caught crying over the Moth Podcast by the UPS dude, much less a fan of my work. I don't really have nice chairs. Everything's kind of dirty. I only eat sardines, as will you.
How do I contact you?
Can I have your Great Gramma's buttercream frosting recipe?